......Foot!

On offer is one 29 year old lower leg. In great condition, considering it's year.

Unfortunately I'm looking to exchange this leg for one that is not like an old womas club foot. Fat leg is the result of an incident encouraged by vodka, ridiculously high heels and a kerb

Would suit a lady owner with a slight tan. If you have one fat leg why not take this great, if a little rare, opportunity to get a matching pair and give me your thin leg......

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