I've tried posting my ad 4 times now...presumably Gumtree is against humour as it will not allow me to post it I shall have to prove my humourous streak at a later date! so here is my ad minus the funny bit...

I'm looking for someone to have fun with, to share all the silliness life has to offer. Someone who will spend hours talking about absolute nonsense, or serious topics like politics heaven forbid, and a good old debate never goes amiss. Someone who will lie in the park (we're having an Indian Summer apparently) and put the worlds to rights, or just watch the world go by.

I have hobby’s....real hobby’s, not things like eating and watching TV and sleeping and socialising. That’s not to say I don’t love those things but lets face it, we pretty much all do I will however add reading as a hobby, but nothing to do with breaking codes or women having affairs with their best friends bee keeper. I write poetry and stories, make attempts at art...collage being my favourite, I visit galleries, watch bands, love festivals and adore to travel.

So, what am I looking for?? While I know everything of what I want I also know nothing of what I want...so surprise me. actually, surprises aren’t always good I'm a sucker for dark hair and blue eyes, tall men, a nice bit of stubble, prefer scruffy to suits, some similar interests would be nice. if you can write poems you can have me for half price oh and age 26 - 36ish. And send a pic!

I'd put a pic on here but haven’t for fear of being recognised on the number 2 bus. Thats not to say I couldn’t stand the attention, i'd revel in it, but how could I sign autographs when I cant write?? I couldn't let my fans down like that. Anyway, I'm around 5 '9, slim, dark hair that wishes it was red and pretty blue eyes. I could do the usual 'my friends say i'm pretty', 'my mom says i'm pretty' or 'men say i'm pretty' but how would you know they’re not lying see for yourself, i'll send a pic.

PS Please be able to spell and write in sentences...it will get you a long way!

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